Created: 2021-10-09 09:49 | Updated: 2021-10-09 10:09 | Source: mobile.iphone
Ready to lay blame when something isn’t working
First to speak when:
Asleep on the couch and wake up alone in the middle of the night
Asleep on the couch and wake up with neck pain
Wake up with indigestion due to overeating or binging
Asleep on the couch because I didn’t (or refused) go to bed on time (or with Heidi)
Always begins speaking with “you should have…”
Tries to protect me but really just an usher to join my regretful barfly part.